Top 10 Courses at Glenn Beck’s “University”


Summers for teachers fill up quickly with various training courses — right now, somewhere in America about a thousand teaches gather every morning for a week of AP course training, for example. In larger districts like Dallas, classes convene for teachers in a dozen different locations.

Some teachers scramble to complete courses for advanced degrees, packing a semester or two into a few weeks in the summer.

Our friend Jim Stanley suggested some training we might find out of the catalog of Glenn Beck’s new, for-Glenn-Beck’s-profit school; heck, anyone could profit from these:

The Top Ten Course Offerings at Glenn Beck’s New “University”

10. Chalkboard Management

09. Making Friends with Cocaine

08. How to Weep Like a Televangelist

07. Hatriotism 101: An Overview

06. How to Link Absolutely Anything or Anyone to Marx, Lenin or Hitler

05. Hysterics: Reclaiming An Artform For the Angry, White Male

04. Screw The Bible! (And Turn to Chapter Four of Atlas Shrugged)

03. How to Ban Scientific Darwinism, While Simultaneously Advancing Social Darwinism

02. Alan Keyes: Proof That There Are, Indeed, Some “Good Ones”

And the number one course offering at Glenn Beck University . . .

01. Washed Up Disc Jockeys. Is There Anything They DON’T Know?

Glenn Beck U recruiting poster, from All hat No Cattle

Glenn Beck U recruiting poster, from All hat No Cattle

Tip of the old scrub brush to Jim Stanley, with many thanks.

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9 Responses to Top 10 Courses at Glenn Beck’s “University”

  1. Nick K says:

    Fielder writes:
    You libtards are so predictable. Anyone exposes your idiocy and you try

    *yawns* Is that all you can do? Blather insults? You say nothing of substance there, Mr. Fielder. So when it comes to the exposing of idiocies I don’t think you’re in a position to crow.

    Would you like to contribute something of actual worth? Maybe have an actual discussion?

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  2. Jim says:

    Hi there, Jim!

    Would you care to discuss a specific issue? Is there something in the top ten list you find particularly inaccurate? I’d welcome a friendly, good-faith dialogue with you.

    Thanks and God bless,

    Jim

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  3. Jim Fielder says:

    You libtards are so predictable. Anyone exposes your idiocy and you try to f— em up the a–. Good for Glenn Beck for putting you in your place.

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  4. Joshua says:

    On the graphic: I once had a conservative lament how people get “liberal” educations.

    He was making an ass out of himself, so I let him continue.

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  5. Jim Stanley says:

    LOL, Ben! They could rename Somalia for him. I suspect he’d love it there — guns galore, no government, no safety laws or rules…

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  7. Ellie says:

    Great list Jim. Thanks for publishing it, Ed.

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  8. Ben Hoffman says:

    Is the campus in Glennbeckistan?

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