You’d probably have to probe the archives of Dr. Demento to find it, but there was a modest little hit in a humor song years ago, a parody of Jimmy Dean’s “Big John.” The song praised the life of Irving, a Jewish cowboy who was “the 142nd fastest gun [RIMSHOT] in the West.”
I thought of it immediately when I learned that, according to Wikio, this blog, Millard Fillmore’s Bathtub, ranks 2,263.
No kidding. Not even enough swat to rank in a category.
So, why is Anthony Watts so ticked at this measly little mosquito of a blog?