From the highly-respected Borowitz Report:
Greece Offers to Repay Loans with Giant Horse
Steed Wheeled Into Brussels at Night
BRUSSELS (The Borowitz Report) – In what many are hailing as a breakthrough solution to Greece’s crippling debt crisis, Greece today offered to repay loans from the European Union nations by giving them a gigantic horse.
Finance ministers from sixteen EU nations awoke in Brussels this morning to find that a huge wooden horse had been wheeled into the city center overnight.
Sometimes I think we could do better than some of the state standards if we just used a New Yorker cartoon standard: Kids will be considered educated when they can explain all the cartoons in four consecutive issues of The New Yorker, and tell why they are funny.
In the same piece, Borowitz digs at Palin’s supporters and al-Qaeda’s new CEO. It’s worth the click.